taco-bell-rey:

OmgG how couuld taylor say that!!

jammin out 

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(Source: beefycurtains)

richwhitelesbian:

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

R.I.P. music
1910 - 2011

ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter

richwhitelesbian:

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

R.I.P. music

1910 - 2011

ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter

vriskay:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

this post is my entire life

vriskay:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

this post is my entire life

taco-bell-rey:

“you have to do numbers 1 through 20-“

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“but only odds”

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hornyspice:

*takes nudes at the apple store*

illkim:

Givin’ head like a Hungry Hungry Hippo

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fruitpacks:

send me nudes and ill rate my boner

(Source: shibasquad)

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

whats 2+2?

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we had some very close guesses but im sorry guys the actual answer is gonorrhea 

parishiltonsexslave:

gays who complain about femmes and queens but are seriously some of the faggyest people i have ever met     ok

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

(Source: ssscuttlebuttt)

epic-humor:

didn’t expect that

(Source: keep5hoesclean)

princeruffian:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

princeruffian:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean